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mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

(Source: iraffiruse, via thatfunnyblog)

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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

(via greetings)

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Let’s play a game!

vindicatorofthespooked:

evilfeminist:

vindicatorofthespooked:

leahltercation:

anakihn:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.

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OFF BRAND SRIRACHA HOW DARE YOU

What even is off brand sriracha??

A terrible joke.image

(via evilfeminist)

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nitefrost83:

me trying not to swear..

(Source: othyem, via greetings)

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vinegod:

Sir Ian McKellen has some important advice for students

(via greetings)

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55 minutes ago

yungfeminist:

*disdainful white parent voice* kids these days and their…inability to sit quietly and cooperate as a cog in the gas guzzling white supremacist capitalist ableist heteropatriarchal machine we’ve designed for them…and their rap songs

(via hotboyproblems)

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